Friday, July 1, 2011

A chronological children's treasury of my tweets today

--Wait, so then who the hell is signing Jagr? Sather, pony up! 1 year, $1 million! Why not?

--Flyers: "We have signed Handzus." Handzus's Agent: "Wait, what?"

--[Re-tweet from Larry Brooks] If I'm NYR I have Doughty offer sheet ready to go 1 minute after Kings sign Richards.

--Oh, good. Yet ANOTHER reason Pittsburghers are going to hate the second-best player in their franchise's history.

--So, Ilya Bryzgalov plus Jaromir Jagr = 9 million dollars?

--11.5 million too much for Carter+Richards; 9 million just right for Jagr+Bryzgalov. Also, boo Santa Claus.

--a crazy person is running the flyers.

--brian boucher to carolina is a GREAT deal for brian boucher and his family

--But if the Rangers land Mike Rupp, how will he score his only 6 goals a year against the Rangers?

--Mike Rupp: "It's a place I love playing on the road." Obviously.

--Seriously, I need to find Paul Holmgren's therapist and get him to prescribe for me whatever he's giving Holmgren.

--If Ville Leino is worth $27 million over 6 years, then I deserve at least a training camp tryout.

--Actually, if the Blue Jackets are paying Wisniewski for his lewd sign language skills, then I also deserve a training camp tryout.

--Darren Dreger says the Flyers are also making a pitch for Brad Richards. Do leprechaun gold and unicorn kisses count against the cap?

--[Re-tweet from Larry Brooks] All free agent signings in Winnipeg must pledge to buy most expensive season tickets for 10 years.

--Wacky free agent day. Tons of insane overpayments to mediocre players, none by Glen Sather. Great free agent day.

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