You know, watching 24/7 has really reinforced a surprising trait of the New York Rangers right now: despite being professional hockey players, they're a pretty attractive group of guys. Really, compare these guys to most hockey teams - even to our early 90s Cup team. Hockey players aren't supposed to look this good!
Well, courtesy of my sister, today we have a Christmas treat. She has ranked, for our reading pleasure, every Ranger on the roster or IR in terms of their overall hotness. (Except John Mitchell, for some reason, so I added him myself at number 27.) All annotations are hers, all I did was add some pictures. What better way to spend the league's Christmas break (besides staring at the Atlantic Division standings)? What, are you gonna watch goddamn basketball or something?